Irene Adler (
begmetwice) wrote2022-03-25 07:19 am
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A Bar in Baltimore | Friday Evening
After this much fanfare and build up, it only made sense that Irene would work to make sure she got this date -- yes, here in narrative, where there was no one to argue, she felt free to call it such -- with Amaya right. Or as right as she could, anyway. So Irene had sourced a bar on the mainland that was both classy enough for her tastes, but had a casual vibe and enough bartenders with their sleeves up that she was fairly sure she wouldn't frighten her companion off with atmosphere alone.
Irene'd also toned down her own everything a tad, though that was an acquiescence she usually made on dates of the non-professional nature -- her hair was loose and curly, her makeup was less intense than usual,
she'd opted for a comfortable McQueen top that she knew would bring out her eyes, and she'd been saving these leather leggings for a special occasion. (Would've been better if that special occasion had fallen not quite so near the tail end of leather pants season, but such was life.)
Once they were settled at a cozy little table -- no, no, not the bar. Irene hadn't palmed a bill to the host to be sat at the bar, thank you -- and put in drink orders, she let go of a little bit of tension she hadn't quite realized she'd been holding onto. Kind of felt like this would never actually happen, and now that they were here, even if they'd taken the long road, it felt like an accomplishment in and of itself.
"I shall have to visit Kitty and Eric's bars both to make up for taking our business off the island, but this is nice," she commented lightly, and it was true because the bar was, indeed, incredibly moddable. "Quiet. The lack of karaoke adds something, probably." And axes?
[for the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!]
Irene'd also toned down her own everything a tad, though that was an acquiescence she usually made on dates of the non-professional nature -- her hair was loose and curly, her makeup was less intense than usual,
she'd opted for a comfortable McQueen top that she knew would bring out her eyes, and she'd been saving these leather leggings for a special occasion. (Would've been better if that special occasion had fallen not quite so near the tail end of leather pants season, but such was life.)
Once they were settled at a cozy little table -- no, no, not the bar. Irene hadn't palmed a bill to the host to be sat at the bar, thank you -- and put in drink orders, she let go of a little bit of tension she hadn't quite realized she'd been holding onto. Kind of felt like this would never actually happen, and now that they were here, even if they'd taken the long road, it felt like an accomplishment in and of itself.
"I shall have to visit Kitty and Eric's bars both to make up for taking our business off the island, but this is nice," she commented lightly, and it was true because the bar was, indeed, incredibly moddable. "Quiet. The lack of karaoke adds something, probably." And axes?
[for the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!]

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Too many As, though, in a word that very clearly did not apply to this situation, that was definitely applicable. This was all just about settling a long-standing debt, and nothing more, though she did have to admit, at least going to the mainland also meant no squirrels mucking it up and misreporting any of the facts, especially when it would probably be easy to get confused, what with these very conflicting narratives and what have you.
"Eh," Amaya waved a dismissive hand. "I'm sure they'll be fine. It is kind of nice, though, I guess. To get off the island," and away from pesky, nosy squirrels, "for a brief spell."
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But also: it was totally a date.
"Off the island and still in our own back garden, so to speak, rather than Africa or the like," Irene added with a smile. "I don't actually get over to Baltimore all that often these days, though when I was around the island the first time, I remember doing a bit of shopping here from time to time. Portals have improved in the interim, though."
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"I barely get over this side of the causeway at all, honestly," Amaya admitted, taking another moment to distract herself with just taking in the space a little to avoid thinking about what they were doing there in that space in the first place. "Might come as a surprise to you, but not a big market for handcrafted metalworks and medievalist weapons around here, although I have managed to find a few good niches here and there. Most everything there's just done by mail, though, of course, on spec, no need to make the trek out usually."
See? Business talk. For their business drinks.
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Perfect business date topic -- the Etsy shop was something Irene still privately took a little credit for, and moreover, she actually cared about it. Because she cared about Amaya's business. And about Amaya.
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She trailed off, just a little, as that thought seemed to run its couse. But with her supposedly newfound mantra of just getting it over with in mind and feeling like it would just maybe speed things up much more easily if she allowed a little reciprocity to grease the wheels of the business end of these business drinks a little bit, she forced herself to venture, "And, erm...yours? Your business, I mean. How's that, uh, been going? That party help give you the little boost you were hoping for?"
Then she braced herself for whatever ridiculous, probably flirty, definitely suggestive way in which Irene was going to decide to answer that with.
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"I hear there's also Mother's Day," she said, "coming up."
But that response hadn't actually been that terrible. Or terrible at all, really. Very straight-forward. Very professional. Very...business-y. This might actually not be too bad. This...might actually be fine...
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(And all the while entirely ignoring the way that this was reminding her of how she'd ultimately gained the most traction with her great detective by just being herself and abandoning her spectacle and nudity and distractions.)
"Oh, that might actually be a limit for me. Picturing my mum in my shop now," Irene admitted, pulling a much more sincerely grossed-out little face. "Though she'd probably like daggers. Do you have much contact with your parents back in -- Daventry, right? Any brothers or sisters?"
What's that? Questions someone might ask on a date? Huh.
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This information would no doubt be shocking, truly.
"I'm sure Papa's still holding down the fort up north in Llewdor. No idea where my brother's traipsed off to."
Probably lost to the seas trying to chase down the Land of the Green Isles or some such nonsense, no doubt.
And Amaya figured, in a regular conversation, this would be her turn to volley that question right on back to Irene, but this wasn't a regular one, it was strictly a business one, so she nodded and hoped that that was enough of a consession to curb any absurd notion on Irene's part to want to know anything about Amaya beyond hammers and steel so she could steer this ship back on course.
"But if you do think she'd like some daggers, I'd be happy to whip somehting up for you. At a discount, too, even!"
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With the agreed-upon drinks now in place, Irene was also given a prop to work with, and so she eagerly reached for her martini glass as well as a gambit to throw the conversation thoroughly back on Amaya before things got depressing. "What's your dad do? Blacksmith, too?"
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Half the pint taken care of, she set it down with her hand still readily wrapped around the glass with a shake of her head. "Merchant," she said. "Dealt mostly with pirates, desert caravans. I picked up the blacksmithing when I set out on my own..."
Ahhh, zards. And now she was realizing that the best way to deflect this attention off of herself was probably to just volley the questions right back at Irene, wasn't it? So with one more (much smaller) gulp, she countered with, "And your parents? You carrying on a family business, Irene?"
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Interesting. Maybe sad? But interesting.
Irene swirled her drink thoughtfully, debating how much she actually wanted to share here -- mostly because if she wanted to build up to anything like a mood, all talk of her previous life would threaten to absolutely murder it -- but the question on its face was easy enough to answer. "Absolutely not. They'd be horrified if they knew what I got up to, actually. Daddy's a barrister," she replied easily. "Real estate law, nothing interesting. And I'm an only child, so I envy you having a brother, a bit. But I've not seen them in years. Part of it's the time jump, you know -- it was 2012 on the verge of 2013 when I left London."
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The comment about the brother got at least a snort, though, and Amaya shook her head again with another drink. "That whole time thing," she said, much safer and less complicated than family, surely, "...that's a whole trip, now, isn't it?"
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Amaya shook her head a little again, but there was sort of an appreciation and awe there. "See, now," she said, "that's the kind of thing that's only tricky adjusting to once you got back. But I can bet you anything, I am going to make a killing with that kind of thing one day."
With another sip and feeling fairly confident that they'd stumbled upon, if not strictly business ground right now, at least safe ground, she leaned in a little as she added, "But I always figured, things being just slightly off is harder to deal with than things being widely off. When everything is so different, well, you know, that's just all so new and shiny and interesting. But when it's just a little off? That'd drive me crazy, like a piece of machinery that's running just fine, but you know the alignment is slightly askew from where it should be. And also something that leaves me a little mystified are the little detail that are, somehow, the same. Like did you know back home we've actually got the same days of the week as here? How does that make any sense?"
It didn't. It was just one of those things you weren't supposed to think about too hard.
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It just made her homesick when that sort of thing happened, though.
"But yes, it'd be much easier if I'd found myself displaced by a couple centuries, in a way. I miss my phone's buttons. And 2012's silhouettes." Which was so silly, but still such a tangible thing.
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A pause, and a drink, and the realization that that first gulp definitely made short work of the rest of the glass, now, didn't it?
"But now you do have me wondering about phones with buttons," she admitted. "And silhouettes?"
The first one sounded more intrigued, the second maybe just confused.
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"How is anyone ever on time for anything?" she wondered, mostly rhetorical as she pulled out her own phone as a prop so she could explain about the buttons of bygone technology. "So, with phones -- 'bout ten years back, your screen was about half of the thing. And your keyboard wasn't a touchscreen, it would just be here." She tapped the glass of her phone with one of those manicured red nails -- couldn't tone everything down for tonight, no -- before adding, "Though really, you go back a bit further, and they were really fancy. Keyboards that would slide out the back and you'd hold the whole thing horizontally. Phones that would flip out big or go more compact for travel. Seemed more secure, too."
Or maybe that was just her perception. Even if she hadn't learned her lesson, Irene would never keep a treasure trove on one of these flimsy little hackable things on the market now.
"And by silhouettes, I mean clothes," she added, unable to suppress a little self-deprecating chuckle. "Sleeves and dress silhouettes have evolved in the last decade." She was adjusting, but it was with reluctance.
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That other stuff, though....
"But a phone with buttons!" she remarked. "Now that just makes sense! Do you know how much of a pain it is having to deal with touch-screens when you've got gloves on?" She held up a hand, as if the reminder of the fact that she rarely seemed to be seen without a sturdy pair was needed. "Buttons sounds so much easier."
And don't even get her started on a phrase like keyboards that slide!
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Much more the sort of gloves Irene favored more than the sort Amaya did, but still. Something to consider, there.
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Especially back when her constantly taking off her gloves to use her phone around Seivarden turned out to be quite the isue, a reminder that seemed to spark up just a touch of that pink on her cheeks that Irene was apparently so fond of but she shook her head as if to chase any of that away, with a slightly more self-conscious tug at her current pair.
"But they're no good for work, and at that point, why even bother?"
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Of course, at this point, she definitely knew better, which was why no amount of convincing was going to stop that faint blossom of pink from darkening a bit more toward a stubborn red.
"I do probably make it look a heck of a lot easier than it actually is," she allowed. "But if you ever wanted to sacrifice fancier gloves to give it a try sometime, I could probably show you."
And then that would give Amaya something interesting to watch.
[[ hi, my brain is apparently the worst this weekend. ]]
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And the watching, of course, had started as professional interest -- anyone with a craft like Amaya's was automatically worth watching -- but also, of course, it also had a lot to do with admiring Amaya's biceps. And cleavage. And craftsmanship and determination and oh god, Irene, this was getting bad.
"Maybe I could make a little horseshoe or something easy," she suggested lightly.
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"I do have a weakness for fancy shoes," she admitted, actually blushing a little herself for once, there. "Don't tell anyone. It's a big secret. But one can never have enough daggers, right?"
She also wasn't especially good with a dagger, but you know what that sounded like? An opportunity for Amaya to show her something else, that's what.
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To be promptly dismissed, of course, and ignored, and buried in the metaphorical backyard, right along side that absurd notion that just hit her just then that it had actually looked like Irene had blushed, there, just a little bit. But, no. No, that obviously had just been a trick of the lighting, and, really, Amaya's eyesight really wasn't that great, anyway.
"Horeshoe is a good place to start, though," she pointed out. "Most apprentices tend to cut their teeth on horeshoes and metal spikes. Easy enough place to start. Some people'll even say a smith's first horsehoe's a bit lucky."
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Maybe if she ever decided to dip her toe back into her old life, anyway.
"I don't know any horses -- but I also suppose a smith's first horseshoe isn't usually ideal for the poor horse. I know I wouldn't wear anyone's first attempt at a shoe, and it's not just that I'm prissy."
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Especially since, well, horses usually went between yourself and the road, too.
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"Your Papa sounds wise," she decided with a firm nod. "I tend to think anything shielding you from the elements, period, in any capacity, should be of the best quality. Shoes, gloves, clothes, lotions, cars -- horses, I suppose -- beds and bedding...."
The list went on.
"You only get one you," she added in explanation. "It only make sense to take care of yourself."
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"Or at the very least," Amaya added, knowing full well that taking care of herself was definitely the subject of many a withering glance from other people, "put yourself to good use. But any craftsman knows to take good care of their tools."
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Just saying. No withering glances over here, just observant ones.
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That was...definitely what Irene was getting at, right?
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She could have asked after that Valentine's door prize, you know. A bubble bath (and the smile Irene was sporting, which suggested she might well be picturing Amaya in bubbles) was the merciful option.
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That smile certainly wasn't helping, either, and now it was Amaya giving the somewhat withering look, especially when it was a bit harder dodging more direct questions.
"Don't suppose," she tried, "you'd count bathing the lobsters."
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So no, that did not really count.
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AKA the bathroom of a hotel in Tokyo.
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Look at Irene, proposing an outing for lobsters. What on Earth has happened to her.