voicemail

[begmetwice]

"Hello there. I'm clearly not in, but if you'd like, you may leave me a message, and I'll get back to you just as soon as I can. Sooner if it's an interesting message."

*beep*

Comments

Crazy Phones

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://notaweenie.livejournal.com/657.html?thread=567185#t567185)]

Look. I don't know who the fuck this is but if you're impersonated my mom and humped my dad you should know he once had the plague and you should get yourself checked out.

Re: Crazy Phones

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

[and over here...]

Crazy Phones

[glacial_queen]

[From small]

"Darling, while I always appreciate an offer for sex, my answer is generally no, unless the fiancé can watch. Even so, I'm fairly certain we're not physically compatible, but good on you for pushing the envelope. Best of luck with that."

April Fool Phone

[hexentotchen.livejournal.com]

[from here! (http://hexentotchen.livejournal.com/671.html?thread=16287#t16287)]

"/What did you say to me?/... I know enough English to know that was not polite, and the same to you!"

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

[From here! (http://ultimatehottie.livejournal.com/439.html?thread=11447#t11447)]

"I'm confused. Is it that you don't want to do a dirty show with me? Or is it that you just don't want an audience? Also, why are you bringing it up like this? Also, I have a girlfriend!"